4.12.2006

knee-jerk reaction

Love is a silly balancing act.

Really, it's a fucking circus.

It's a lanky leotarded whiff on a wire nearly ripping himself a new asshole in concentration, sweating ribbons, geisers of steam blowing out his ears, totally oblivious to a chorus of laughter from the slurping feeding masses.

Hilarity. Everyone gets their two-cents worth.

And in tight-rope matters of the heart, it's useful to have a safety net.

Something you'll gingerly string wider and tighter the more you fall.

What works for me is actually staying off the wire, loading my nets into a bazooka and firing at will. Keeps the masses back to a pretty solid distance.

4.07.2006

a thursday afternoon in pictures

4.05.2006

I'm convinced this 'most-important-meal-of-the-day' breakfast shit is an elaborate conspiracy hatched by governments to keep the populous dopily drugged on eggs and docilely full of bacon between the hours of 6 to 10am. I haven't eaten breakfast since I was about 12, and I'm always wired and happy in the morning; ask anyone I've slept with.